National Geographic - Wild Russia
the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures
of such wonderful looking places
that I want to travel and adventure to
but i’m just sitting here like
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
[let’s see how far we’ve come by matchbox twenty plays in the distance]
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Dick sushi. Because reasons.
I love how, no matter what race you are…everybody’s dick looks the same.
The Abracadabra rose is a hybrid with maroon and soft yellow coloring, with no two blooms looking the same. It originated in Germany as a variation of the Hocus Pocus rose, which is mostly maroon with flecks of yellow.
This sums up my relationship with most people I know.